So I've been sitting here for two days watching the James Bond marathon on AMC. Not because I want to, my upper cable channels are out of order. Why am I paying $150 a month for 10 gazillion channels when I can only watch one at a time, or better yet, when any channel above 99 is broken. Answer, because I am a stupid cable sucker consumer and I can't live without my 10 gazillion chanels. Geesh, it's a good thing the IRS doesn't tax us like the cable company, this country might be out of debt ...

To all MOPer's, past, present, and future, I salute you. To all NCO's that have worked for me, you realize how diverse and challenging this mission can be. I had made some promises, and made good on them. I have intersected with some jerks, and dealt with them. Success is in your hands. As I prepare to depart your ranks and advance, I challenge you to maintain the excellence that we, no you, have attained over the last two years. You are the greatest and most proficient professionals that I h...